About Unexpected Wetness by Brian Lageose
The eye-opening tale of a family that went to an amusement park assuming that they would be amused. They were not. Certain things didn’t go as planned, certain people did not act as expected, and there was an abundance of ugly couture and questionable decisions. Happily, everyone survived, and one member of the family thought it best to scribble out a cautionary travelogue of what one should do when a dancing pig appears on the horizon…